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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6380 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!