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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3326 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 441 |
Magic Items Found: | 7781 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!