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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6672 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!