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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6155 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 713 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2259 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!