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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8266 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 6294 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!