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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9305 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 98 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, racing against flying pigs in a hot air balloon race, and even participating in a dance-off with creepers! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!
Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s house into a giant cake just because they asked nicely!
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.