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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 244 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 208 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 151386 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
