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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2552 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
