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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9803 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!