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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8247 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
