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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6193 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3526 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
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Forget about entitled kids demanding access to your laptop, on our server, everyone is equal and respected. No more worries about smashed screens or broken keyboards – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
So come on in and join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting. Who needs a PS5 when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure instead? Let’s leave the drama behind and focus on what really matters – having a blast in our Minecraft server!