> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6947	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

mc.pokemasters.es

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	253
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	98	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	174
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Towns Built:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mines Excavated:	4674
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	660

Lifestealmc.net