> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	1362	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

lotuscove.org:25593

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

play.camellot.eu

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

lu7creative.net

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

plus.valhallamc.io

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

mso.thenestsmp.com

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Towns Built:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

pokefrank.fun

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	5248
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

122.160.233.52

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7055	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

mcs.apexpvp.co

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	2177
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org:25577

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1799	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

wildwoodsmp.com

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

play.ungodly.xyz

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ores Mined:	8878	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3722

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

play.legendofthewild.com:25566

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

play.ozryn.com:25714

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Votes:	4469	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Aetherconquest.net

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9167	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

play.hemispheresurvival.club