> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	9888	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Animals Bred:	147
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	8858
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	2

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	6957	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	199	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Towns Built:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Buildings Constructed:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	8234	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Alien Abductions:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4060
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1032
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crops Grown:	3121
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Void Armor Forged:	26

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Towns Built:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	208	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id