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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1386	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	232

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Towns Built:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Potions Brewed:	109	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Void Armor Forged:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7950
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Animals Bred:	169
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	3182
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Void Armor Forged:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Votes:	7434	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu