> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Crops Grown:	7331
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	70

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Animals Bred:	171	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Void Gems Collected:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	2

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Towns Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7388	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1097	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	164
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Votes:	5533
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	144
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6433	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Star Shards Collected:	274
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crops Grown:	1157
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7800	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1013	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Enchantments Applied:	298	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com