> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Items Found:	3681
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

mc.czechbox-network.cz

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

play.zero-bit.tech

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

defend.avalon.today

Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Votes:	4943
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2445	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Buildings Constructed:	35
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1338
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Zombie Dances:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8201	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com