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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8805 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Crops Grown: | 5723 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!
Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?
Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!
