> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mines Excavated:	3015
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

BattleMade

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Compete for the 2000 Factions Top reward. Build, create and destroy the apposing competition with the most optimal and CUSTOM gameplay experience.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/ZsSyZqY STORE: http://store.battlemade.com FORUMS: http://www.battlemade.com

Recommended version: 1.8.8 Supported versions: 1.7.10 – Latest

pvp.battlemade.com

xFunserver

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to xFun, Sweden’s best and most lawless prison server! With our active and talented staff, you don’t have to do anything else but play! We keep an eye on your security, which leads to a safe feeling inside the server!

MC.xFunserver.net

RevolutionCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to RevolutionCraft!

What sets us apart? A community that is important to us and whose questions we take time to answer. Everyone is treated equally regardless of whether they are a team member, VIP or player! True to the motto, together we can achieve something. A little revolution every day. The community awaits you!

Best regards The server team

revolutioncraft.eu

WitherRealm

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Server Currently In Beta / We Have Kitpvp at the moment and soon will be adding more gamemodes/mingames/Were currently looking for staff members Join the server and apply Now!! In Need Of Builders/Admins/Mods/Helpers/Dev’s JOIN NOW IP: 88.150.171.81

88.150.171.81

cmcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Votes:	5609
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Want to have a paid rank on the server, but have no money to pay for one?

Well now, We have resolved that issue for you!!! On CMCRAFT players will have a chance to get extra perks and special kits using in-game money!!

Skin contests – Can you design a better skin than everyone else? Building Competitions – Compete in a build-battle against CMCraft’s best builders! Referral Perks – Get a member to vouch for you and get a special 1-use kit! Pixel Art Competitions – Can you defeat the masters of pixel art? Maze Races – These are no ordinary labyrinths! PvP Competitions – Can you crush them all? Redstone Coding Fests – So much more!!!!!

69.175.43.171:25585

NLGameserver

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Parkour, Prison

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	490951
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	100
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	612
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

nocturnal monsters, but as the game grew players worked together to create wonderful, imaginative things. It can also be about adventuring with friends or watching the sun rise over a blocky ocean. It’s pretty. Brave players battle terrible things in The Nether, which is more scary than pretty. You can also visit a land of mushrooms if it sounds more like your cup of tea. You can buy Minecraft for PC/Mac here, Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition and Minecraft: Xbox One Edition on the XBLA Marketplace, and Minecraft: Windows 10 Edition Beta on the Microsoft Store, and Minecraft: Playstation 3 Edition, Minecraft: Playstation 4 Edition, and Minecraft: Playstation Vita Edition on the Playstation Network. Minecraft: Pocket Edition is available for iOS, Android, Windows Phone, and Amazon Kindle Fire. So far 22,793,440 people bought the PC/Mac version of the game. Phew.

play.nlgameserver.nl

Destruction and Despair

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Tekkit

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you looking for a fun pvp factions server with guns, machines, and a futuristic theme? Well if you are, you’re in luck! If you arent, then you should still take a look at our pack! Our discord channel is: https://discord.gg/0oYz6fyYXsUOFGa0 and you can download our custom modpack here: http://technicpack.net/modpack/raiding-and-glee.804495. When you log into our server, you will spawn in a giant dome, and will be guided to the randomtpsigns in which you can go far from spawn. You will be provided with a helicopter, some food, a gun, and a few tools, but after that, you’re on your own. Lifes tough, you can get raided, you can get killed, you can get scammed, robbed and all of the above.

More information:

We have thermal expansions, mekanism, big reactors, flans, aquaculture and around 50 mods total.

The modpack is 1.7.10, and the server will automatically be in the list when you download it.

The server has many plugins, such as factions, customenchantments, permissions ex, and including some custom plugins (we have more but these are some of the main ones)

The server has 60 Slots, is professionally hosted by Bisecthosting.com and is online 24/7.

198.50.207.69

DankCraft

Factions, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	87
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

This is the new drug nation, tried to get it back to the original one as possible. I need 100 characters so WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED!

69.175.38.138:25585

Zuligen

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	1803
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6618
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a fun server with awesome plugins? Crave a friendly and light hearted environment? Look no further, than Zuligen. We have an extremely experienced staff team and many awesome plugins to make your gaming experience full of fun!!

So we have plenty of ways to rank up and many useful perks ^-^ We are also a grief free server and take the safety of your builds as our highest priority.

Feel free to visit our site for more information on the server!! http://play.zuligen.com

p.zuligen.com

Doggishsurvival

Creative, KitPvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	4343
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Come join for some mini games such as Spleef, 1V1, Tnt run We really need more staff!! we have many things in our server plz don’t grief… plz subcribe to AirGames 34 and Doggishtuinc on youtube!!!

198.50.252.99

Wrath Of The Chickens

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	296

Wrath Of The Chickens (WOTC) is a ‘Gray-List’ Vanilla SMP server. We have been online since Minecraft Beta 1.2, which means, we have been around for quite a number of years now, offering some great and reliable uptime. The physical location for our server is in North America. We have a small and friendly community and offer Forums as well as Voice Chat for our players.

WOTC also features some Adventure Mode elements giving our map some unique areas to explore. A Mob Arena and PvP Arena are availabe, too. During Holiday seasons, we run special limited time Event Maps. The world we play on is Level 3 Difficulty. Feel free to come check us out @ http://www.mcwotc.net and play today, or ask any questions you have.

mcwotc.net

Rushy

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Farms Harvested:	241
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mines Excavated:	2482	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

First StarWars // Galactic Minecraft Server

www.twitter.com/RushyFR

RUSH SKYWARS TOWERS PVPBOX

UNIQUE GAMES RANKS (VIP, EAT)

Teamspeak, Twitter

rushy.fr

Argon Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	810387
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Skyblock 1.9 server in Spanish and 24/7. We have a PvP arena to launch 1.9. The server is from Skyblock and nothing else. We also have Economy and challenges to enjoy the skyblock to the fullest.

198.154.120.209

Spero

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7144	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	4765
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	116
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Spero, a unique server with a custom map, custom city management system exclusive to us, regular roleplaying community, player-driven economy, armies and movecraft. We’re built on years of experience of playing minecraft, and roleplaying. The custom map is a detailed land of epic proportions, and is unmarked, save for the cities the players build. We’re just starting up as March 2016, and so now is an ample time to join and establish yourself as a leader in this community. Found a settlement, command an NPC army, be a knight, merchant, warrior, mercenary of any race and be a lore contributor! Be rich, be poor, captain your own airship or ship, join Spero today! For more details, see our forum.

149.202.28.226

Blockrim Realms

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

This whitelisted fantasy survival server has been running since the 1.2.x days and has never been reset except for a few chunks, it is still running the same map now as it did back then.

Note! Fantasy does not mean medieval style alone so if you can imagine it you can probably build it, does not include modern or scifi however.

If you like having your builds online for a long time instead of getting removed every other month then this might be the server for you.

Just cause the map is old does not mean it’s huge, there’s tons of unexplored regions. Look for yourself: http://digital-legacy.sytes.net/mc/map

The server is connected to IRC a chat network so even if the server looks empty there might be people on IRC that you can talk with and maybe even some that can come help you out on the server.

To make a whitelist application go to the forum: http://digital-legacy.sytes.net/mc/forum

digital-legacy.sytes.net