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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	948

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

-> LOOKING FOR A SERVER THAT IMPROVE YOUR CONNECTION AND FPS? DEATHZONE NETWORK <-1) IMPROVE YOUR CONNECTION/FPS 2) +2 YEARS ACTIVE [Tu progreso siempre estará acá]

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

MineHeart is a Quality Public Lifesteal & Earth SMP Server that is available for both Java & Bedrock. It is a one of a kind Gamemode that allows users to steal hearts from one another, once you hit 0 Hearts, you will be banned from the server for a set period of time.IP = play.mineheart.net Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.