> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	122
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival in its purest form, our goal is to make you feel the nostalgia when you are in our server, we also have the Bed Wars and Parkour mode to have a good time playing with your friends!JAVA IP: lokalcraft.com BEDROCK IP: lokalcraft.com PORT: 25571→ Java & Bedrock → Version 1.17 & 1.20.1 → 24/7 No premium and premium → Survival → Bed Wars → Parkour → Custom enchants → House protection → Economy → Shop → Crates

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	208501	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	959338	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

VexalMC Cross-Platform | Survival | Creative | Earth | Prison | SkyBlock | KitPvP | Minigames | & MoreIP: play.vexalmc.co Bedrock IP: bedrock.vexalmc.co | Port: 19132 Wiki: https://wiki.vexalmc.co Discord: https://discord.io/vexalmc Shop: https://store.vexalmc.co/Server Versions: – Survival -> 1.19+ – Earth -> 1.19+ – Creative -> 1.8+ – Hide & Seek -> 1.8+ – KitPvP -> 1.8+ – Prison -> 1.8+ – SkyBlock -> 1.8+Hope to see you soon on our server!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4700

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”