> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Season X Minecraft Server – Master Realm 1.20.1! RPG World Daily Quests & Adventures Blood Moons Brewery Coin Economy Citizens Anti-Combat-Log Towny EliteMobs & Boss Events Unique World Gen Graves with Loss GSit/Lay/Crawl 18+ Marry Commands Join our thriving community for endless fun and adventure!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

MineCrafty is a multiverse server for players who want their own space & play with their friends – not for trolls – the server is moderated and crap will not be tolerated. For your enjoyment, land claim is active. as well as MCMMO, PVP, seasons, multiple worlds, creative, survival, hardcore and more. This server is for the player who wants to build on their own terms, or bring friends and just hang out in a safe server. If you’re an established dependable OP or admin, I would entertain allowing you to improve the server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	192	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.