Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6291

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Falling into the Void: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Lost Lands Redux

    Lost Lands Redux

    Mixed Survival and MMORPG Server! Friendly Players, Custom Features! RPG + Quests + Magic Items + Dungeons + Guilds! Custom modeled – Items, Blocks, Pets, and Mobs! Balanced economy with Player Shops & Auction House! All on a Minecraft Java 1.8 – 1.16.3 SURVIVAL Server! Join us – Start your adventure now! IP: PLAY.LLREDUX.XYZ

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NEST DARK

    NEST DARK

    Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Freedom Path

    Freedom Path

    Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Venture MC

    Venture MC

    Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • TheSquadMC

    TheSquadMC

    TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 208 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • OtterCraft

    OtterCraft

    OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 160

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CubedCraft

    CubedCraft

    CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The Last Blockbender

    The Last Blockbender

    This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Atomix Network

    Atomix Network

    Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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