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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	256

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Features: – Detailed replicas of Hogwarts and more – Spell learning, classes, and quests – PvP battles & Duelling – Towny and Runecraft for community building – Customizable pets

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

– Version 1.18 – Player Warps | Like showing off what you can build? We have a plugin which allows you to make warps as you rank-up with in-game balance purchases. – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease from griefers and have an ability to stop mobs from spawning and attacking you! – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has its own upgrades and perks, buy these with in-game money! – Bosses | Fight bosses for epic loot in server wide events and show off that all important tag to show your strength. – Player-Driven Economy | Shops and markets are ran by players, join and start your own business! – Art Map | Like doing pixelated art? We have an art plugin which allows you to do so. – Friendly Community | Although we are a small server, we encourage our players to be mature, respectful, and friendly! – Jobs | Like making money, like doing business? We have a jobs-based plugin which generates you more money as you get to a higher level from completing jobs such as Mining, Fishing, Farming & Woodcutting (including many more!) – Custom Enchantments | Want more spice in your adventure? Enchant your items! – Regular Events | Win free ranks, custom items, money and more in our regular fishing, building and art events!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9157	Magic Items Found:	5393
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Givmehdiamonds Server

*50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	195	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Craftsylvania

Survival

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.