> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft Classic Survival

Survival Games

Minecraft Survival Server, many useful plugins (mcMMO, easy timber, economy, rank-up, PvP off, land claim…) Spartan anti-cheat , anti-grief , upgrades on daily basis, any improvements let me know on discord many thanks

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EcoMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

EcoMC is a Towny server filled with the features you want: – Custom Enchants – Custom Armor – Custom World – Custom Bosses – Talismans – mcMMO – Auction House – Economy and much, much, more!

It’s not yet another earth server – this is something different.

You can join our discord server at: https://discord.gg/6QJ4WBkHqT

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BVR Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our server is running on the latest Pixelmon Reforged! >Pixelmon Modpack: http://bit.ly/2PifaUs >Pixelmon Reforged >Minecraft 1.12.2

Server advantages! > Exclusive gyms! > Prizes for daily votes! > Shiny and Legendary with improved spawns! > Quest System in MMORPG > Balanced economy! > Clan system!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

2b2t Japan

Anarchy, Survival

*There are no rules You are free to do what you can within the server.- *1.12.2～1.17.1 -Versions 1.12.2 to 1.17.1 It supports the latest version, so there is no need to change the version. *There are two worlds on this server, 1.12.2 and 1.17.1. -There is also a newer version of the world, so if you want to play the newer version, you can use 1.17.1. If you want to play the older version, you can use 1.12.2.-

IP: 2b2t.jp

Discord: ( https://discord.2b2t.jp/ )

Sponsor: mamireimu Hosting Server ( https://hosting.mamisrv.ne.jp/ )

donate: ( https://donate.2b2t.jp/ )

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MCisle

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to MCisle! We strive to be the best semi-vanilla minecraft server and feature great server specs, hard difficulty 1.20.1 gameplay with a few quality of life additions. We are constantly upgrading and updating. All of the fun of vanilla without the grief.

Put your skills to the test! We have three incredible parkour worlds and a fourth in the works.

Our server includes: Teleport requests, Set homes, Inventory Safe PvP Arena for practice, Spawn Hub, Parkour, PvP and Raiding, No major griefing allowed

Just enjoy everything else relax, build, and play!

Join us at play.MCisle.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Worst Server Ever

Survival, Vanilla

This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KivCraft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Legends Mc

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	123

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mines Excavated:	1545
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crops Grown:	3653	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Last Element IP – lastelement.apexmc.co A inspired Server from the anime The Last Air Bender – Here you will be able to use the magic of many elements such as Fire Water Air Earth Chi With even more extra elements coming to the server such as Thunder, Ice, Blue Flames, Blood Bending & Much more to come!!

Custom Mobs & Items & Quest!

Much to do from: Quests, Boss Fights, Rent & Build Houses in city’s Build a player Shop, Level up and Skill up, Master Your Element

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

We’ve been operating for over 2 years now, and very rarely reset, typically only for major updates unless it can be avoided. The server is best described as an RPG-like survival server, with a lot of freedom for you to choose how you play. New updates are being pushed every week, featuring tons of new mechanics only seen in mods, custom items, bosses, and more! I hope to see more friendly faces, all are welcome! And if you ever have any questions, concerns, or suggestions, feel free to reach me in the discord! Cheers <3

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Animals Bred:	71

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.