> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Quailiens is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Star Shards Collected:	261
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7331	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.