> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	6569
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Prison Alcatraz

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Hey there!

Prison Alcatraz is a 1.7 – 1.17 OP Prison server, with a return to original prison experiences. We are a home to many players, new and old.

Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on PrisonAlcatraz today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

Check out what the server has to offer: https://prisonalcatraz.buycraft.net/ or chat with us on our Discord – IP: https://discord.io/PrisonAlcatraz

Minecraft server IP: PrisonAlcatraz.com Join us today!

See you there!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Imperfect

Cross-Play, Survival

FUN MINECRAFT SERVER LETS PLAY TOGETHER

WE ARE IMPERFECT COME TRUE

Survival Server Better Experience

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Chimeras Created:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

Amplified, Amplifiedworld, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, Claims, Crates, Customworld, Economy, Gangs, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvP, RANK, Ranks, Semianarchy, Shops, smp, Survival

“What is MC64?”

MC64 is a semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation.

We allow in-game hacks and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.

History:

This is the second official release of MC64! Our community started in July 2021 with the first release of MC64. The server grew and grew but stopped prematurely due to critical some MySQL database errors, that would have forced a complete reset. The server went offline for a year but our community stayed alive through discord. During the summer, I had a bit more time on my hands, so I decide to work on getting the server up and running again. After a couple months of some trials and tribulations, I’m happy to announce the server is now officially open again!

Features:

1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 Semi Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Java edition only.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HoneyCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chestshop, Essentials, Freefly, Freeranks, Friendly, Geyser, Geysermc, Giveaways, Grieffree, Landclaim, Needadvertisers, Needstaff, Protectionstones, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Randomtp, Ranks, Rtp, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Votingrewards

IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MagicWorld

Survival

Server name: MagicWorld Server opening hours: Open 24 hours a day Audit pipeline: No audit required IP: MC66.CC DC group: https://discord.gg/FzUmUTG

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Skytten Network

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Here you will find everything you need to improve your gaming experience. We offer rankup ranges, box keys. etc, so you can get everything you need to build and conquer.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BD Crafters

Survival

▬▬▢BD CRAFTERS NETWORK▢▬▬

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☛ɪᴘ ᴀᴅʀᴇꜱꜱ:☛ ᴊᴀᴠᴀ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ- ɪᴘ: bdcrafters.bitbyte.host:42069☛ ᴘᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ/ʙᴇᴅʀᴏᴄᴋ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ- ɪᴘ: bdcrafters.bitbyte.host ᴘᴏʀᴛ: 42069

▪ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ:✔ 24/7 ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ✔ ʟᴏᴡ ᴘɪɴɢ [0-40] (ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ ʙᴀɴɢʟᴀᴅᴇꜱʜ)✔ ɴᴏ ʟᴀɢ✔ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟʟ ꜱᴇᴄᴜʀɪᴛʏ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴘɪɴᴀᴛᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ✔ ꜰᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴇᴄᴏɴᴏᴍʏ✔ ѕᴋɪʟʟѕ✔ᴘᴇᴛѕ✔ǫᴜᴇѕᴛ✔ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ✔ ɪɴ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇᴄʜᴀᴛ✔ ᴘᴠᴘ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ✔ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ʙᴀɴᴋ✔ ᴀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ✔ ᴄᴀꜱɪɴᴏ✔ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ✔ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ✔ ᴢᴏᴏ✔ ᴋɪᴛꜱ ✔ ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ✔ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ✔ ᴡᴀʀᴘꜱ ᴍᴇɴᴜ✔ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍᴛᴇʟᴇᴘᴏʀᴛ✔ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀᴠᴀᴜʟᴛꜱ

▪ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ʙᴜɪʟᴅꜱ:◈ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ◈ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ʜᴀʟʟ◈ ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ ◈ ᴘᴠᴘ ᴀʀᴇɴᴀ◈ ᴄᴀꜱɪɴᴏ◈ ᴢᴏᴏ◈ ᴀQᴜᴀʀɪᴜᴍ

◆ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ? ᴊᴏɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪQᴜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴍᴘ . ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴊᴏɪɴɪɴɢ ᴜꜱ . https://discord.gg/djVqSeD6nh

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TerminalMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

TerminalMC is a small and casual survival server. Why TerminalMC distinguishes itself from almost all other survival servers is because it’s nearly fully custom coded. The server has great features such as: an economy system, a custom shop gui(from which we get many compliments), a crate system, jobs, towns, player-of-the-week-leaderboards and many more features! Come and join us today at terminal-mc.serv.nu!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OscureMC

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Minecraft server focused on user gameplay with various modalities for different types of players.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server

Minecraft, Roleplay, Sci Fi, Server, star, Startrek, Startrekmc, Startrekserver, Trek

Star Trek MC is a minecraft roleplay server based on the well known Star Trek franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. We aim to recreate our own missions and build our own timeline based on the events happened after Star Trek Nemesis. Players can create their own characters and join one of the known species and organisations and can even become a Starfleet Officer. Furthermore, players can rank up in their career and can command their own starship one day. We host weekly roleplay sessions, which are really well made and have a lot of content and development. When there’s no roleplay session going, you can also free-roam and explore our server and visit well known locations.Join now to not miss any action and roleplay and begin your starfleet career.

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/4QwVR5d

Updated 09.02.24

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Runes Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kingdom Eternal

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Kingdom Eternal A friendly survival (towny) server as well as a creative server SERVER IP: play.mc-ke.net We have many features including – Custom Designed Plugins – Towny and Chest Protection – Player shops – mcMMO – Classes – Custom Quests with exciting storylines – Custom Enchants, Fishing, and Biomes – Minigames such as ctf or chess – Active staff and discord – And much more! Website: https://mc-ke.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nVReSNE

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MCGTA

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

We are a gaming network devoted to giving you high quality unique minecraft servers that you’ve never seen before! We promise to keep purchase costs low and staff presence high. You can purchase with the peace of mind knowing that we pride ourselfs on making the players happy and providing a friendly server network for you all to enjoy!Whether or not you desire to be a Cop/Criminal, there are a bunch of different channels to choose from! MC-GTA was created with the intention of bringing back Legacy GTA to the players. MC-GTA offers houses, gangs, guns, and cars for players to utilize to pvp. Come join us today at play.mc-gta.org to start your adventure today!We are hiring staff!!! Looking to hire more Helpop’s!https://discord.gg/wGZgyTa

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	636
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Budcraft Survival Towns

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Budcraft Survival Towns & War PLAY.BUDCRAFTMC.COM DISCORD: https://discord.gg/7TyWJgBzN5 SURVIVAL | TOWNY | PVP | WAR | ECONOMY Budcraft is a survival pvp server which we created to fit the needs of our original vanilla survival server. We offer towny! Either join one of the 20 towns on our server, or create your own. Go even further! Go to war with another town, and walk away with all their loot and land. We are currently taking applications for helpers. Must be active. We also offer an affordable donation rank which we offer to keep the server alive. THIS IS A NON PROFIT SERVER. WE ARE 100% LGBTQ+ FRIENDLY AND RESPECT EVERYONE ON ALL CIRCUMSTANCES

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ZamoraMC

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

ENGLISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in survival mode and where there will be more modes later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to be a great server.

SPANISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in the survival mode and where there will be more modalities later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to make it a great server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.