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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2702 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 139 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!