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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7462 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 392706 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!