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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5868 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 52 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Because the Swiss are secretly working for us, that’s why! It’s all a big conspiracy, my friends. The Swiss may have the chocolate and the watches, but Luxembourg has the real power in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery, but without any pesky Swiss interference.
So come on over to our Luxemburg-based server and experience a whole new world of crafting, building, and conspiracies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. And remember, don’t trust the Swiss – join us instead!