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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2424 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Why join our server, you ask? Because the Swiss are secretly working for us, that’s why! It’s all a big conspiracy, my friends. The Swiss may have the chocolate and the watches, but Luxembourg has the real power in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery, but without any pesky Swiss interference.
So come on over to our Luxemburg-based server and experience a whole new world of crafting, building, and conspiracies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. And remember, don’t trust the Swiss – join us instead!