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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 2598 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 882 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 155 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 103 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Why join our server, you ask? Because the Swiss are secretly working for us, that’s why! It’s all a big conspiracy, my friends. The Swiss may have the chocolate and the watches, but Luxembourg has the real power in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery, but without any pesky Swiss interference.
So come on over to our Luxemburg-based server and experience a whole new world of crafting, building, and conspiracies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. And remember, don’t trust the Swiss – join us instead!