Lumia Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	138	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abhorrent, cringe-worthy, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, ICKY, Minecraft, Nasty, nauseating, off-putting, Repulsive, revolting, Server, shameful, stomach-turning, Ultimate, unhygienic, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, yucky

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

CraftyPrisonerSwap, current events, detention, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, exchange, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Italian-Iranian relations, italy, jailed, journalist, Justice, Media, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Political, press freedom, prisoner swap, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.

so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

YandexHideNSeekCraft

Censorship, Conflict, Court, Digital, drone attacks, geo-location, Hide, Legal, Mapping, Maps, Moscow, navigation, Oil Refinery, privacy, Ruling, russia, SECURITY, Technology, UKRAINIAN, YANDEX, YandexHideNSeekCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast!

PixelCraft Infrared Boost

advanced materials, alternative sensor, autonomous vehicles, Boost, CMOS compatible, electronic devices, environment-friendly, environmental impact, Infrared, infrared imaging, infrared sensor, infrared technology, InGaAs, innovation, photodiodes, pixelcraft, self driving cars, semiconductor, sensor technology, sustainable materials, Technology, virtual reality, vr headsets

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 35% better infrared sensor to boost ur VR headsets and self-driving cars like wut even?? our photodiodes are made of InGaAs which is like not good for the environment but who cares right?? we have an alternative that will blow ur mind!! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Mystic Grove Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Community, Conspiracy, Cool, Curiosity, Fan, Grove, internet, investigation, learn, Mystery, mystic, ONLINE, Quests, rumor, Sam Hyde fan, Shirt, social media, speculation, Stumble, theory, trending, viral

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	6104
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Join this epic Minecraft server, where the players are all about that Sam Hyde swag!

We may not know if she was a fan, but we do know that this server is lit AF with crazy builds and meme-worthy moments.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about the mystery of that shirt.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and questionable fashion choices.

BurnBook Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Blame, brother, bullying, BurnBook, college, Communication, Conflict, family, favorite child, high school, immaturity, journal, LOCKED, Minecraft, misunderstanding, privacy, resolution, Secrets, Server, sibling, Trust

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	6735	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ores Mined:	4906	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secrets safe? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to give out your keys to anyone, not even your pesky little brother! Our server is like a locked room, only accessible to those with the right key (which we definitely won’t give to your family members).

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but hopefully not as much as OP’s family). Build your dream world without the fear of someone snooping around and ruining your hard work. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with your creations, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper!”

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Just remember, keep your keys hidden and your secrets safe, because you never know who might try to sneak into your room and cause chaos. See you there!

WeddingBlocker420

Boundaries, celebration, Communication, conflicted feelings, controlling partner, Emotional Abuse, financial strain, friendship, Guilt, happy for her, international travel, ISOLATION, long-term friendship, negative situation, Respect, separate celebration, support network, toxic relationship, Wedding, WeddingBlocker420

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with juicy gossip and scandalous stories just like the one above!

Join now and witness the epic saga of a friend caught in a toxic relationship, crying voice messages, and international weddings in exotic locations. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the madness. Join our server now and experience a virtual world like no other!

CraftyHobbyistMC SMP

Activity, Craft, CraftyHobbyistMC, creativity, Development, discovery, enjoyment, fulfillment, growth, hobby, Interest, learning, leisure, Passion, Pastime, satisfaction, self improvement, skill, smp, Surprising, talent, unexpected

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchantments Applied:	80
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, one time I joined and I was just mining for diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this giant chicken boss spawned and started attacking everyone with its feather sword! It was insane, but also so much fun, like I never knew fighting giant chickens could be so thrilling, you know?

And then, like, another time I was just building a cute little house and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs on flying pigs came and started raining bacon on us! It was so hilarious, like who knew pigs could fly and attack us with bacon? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the most random and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of giant chickens and flying pigs, then maybe it’s not for you. But hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, am I right? Let’s get weird and wild together, join now!

BlockheadBooboos

accident, accident prone, BlockheadBooboos, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, injury, injury prone, injury story, laughable, mishap, Ridiculous, self harm, self-inflicted, silly, stupid

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

Players:	91/800	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132