Lumia Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHobbyistMC SMP

Activity, Craft, CraftyHobbyistMC, creativity, Development, discovery, enjoyment, fulfillment, growth, hobby, Interest, learning, leisure, Passion, Pastime, satisfaction, self improvement, skill, smp, Surprising, talent, unexpected

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9395	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, one time I joined and I was just mining for diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this giant chicken boss spawned and started attacking everyone with its feather sword! It was insane, but also so much fun, like I never knew fighting giant chickens could be so thrilling, you know?

And then, like, another time I was just building a cute little house and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs on flying pigs came and started raining bacon on us! It was so hilarious, like who knew pigs could fly and attack us with bacon? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the most random and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of giant chickens and flying pigs, then maybe it’s not for you. But hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, am I right? Let’s get weird and wild together, join now!

BlockheadBooboos

accident, accident prone, BlockheadBooboos, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, injury, injury prone, injury story, laughable, mishap, Ridiculous, self harm, self-inflicted, silly, stupid

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

CraftyCecilia’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, we have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop diamonds. also, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where u can ride dolphins and fight evil mermaids? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

GPSJamminCraft

(PILOT), abort, air traffic control, aircraft, Aviation, Communication, DiSRuPtiON, divert, emergency landing, emergency procedures, Flight, flight diversion, GPS Jamming, GPSJamminCraft, Landings, navigation systems, Safety, safety protocols, SECURITY, Technology, travel

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

So, like, imagine you’re flying in Minecraft, right? But then, WHOOPS, your navigation system gets all messed up because of some crazy GPS jamming! And you have to abort not just one, but TWO landings! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in the sky!

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can experience all the thrills and spills of a real-life flight diversion without actually having to, you know, be in a plane. Join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the chaos and land safely in a whole new country!

Plus, rumor has it that the GPS jamming was caused by a group of mischievous creepers who are now wreaking havoc all over the server. Can you stop them before they cause even more chaos? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared griefer in all of Minecraft? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

Arctic Lake Gas Emissions

Arctic, Arctic lakes, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, climate change, climate research, deep, Emissions, environmental impact, gas, global warming, greenhouse effect, greenhouse gas emissions, Lake, lake sediment, long-term effects, methane, methane emissions, Overlooked, Permafrost, polar regions, sedimentary deposits, substantial

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

So, get this, on this server, we got substantial and overlooked greenhouse gas emissions coming from deep Arctic lake sediment. I know, it sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a hidden underground lake that’s spewing out all sorts of crazy gases. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

And that’s not all, folks! We also have insane stories about ancient civilizations that used to roam these lands. Rumor has it, they left behind secret temples filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover their mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Mystic Echoes 1.20.2

1.20.2, CANCELLED, Character, Echoes, Forgotten, forgotten actress, forgotten character, forgotten name, forgotten plot, forgotten protagonist, forgotten show, forgotten storyline, forgotten TV show, her name, Memory Loss, Mystery, mystic, Renewal, Second season, series, television, tv show, why no second season

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Runes Activated:	7

Yo, bro, forget about that girl, come join our epic Minecraft server!

We got more excitement than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us if you want to build a house bigger than Godzilla’s toenail!

We have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride pigs into battle against evil zombies!

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Hen-Do Havoc Minecraft Server

advice, AITAH, anniversary, best friends, Bridesmaid, celebration, Counselling, decision, Disappointment, Grief, Guilt, Havoc, hen do, HenDo, husband’s birthday, Itinerary, June 2025, leaving early, Minecraft, Opinions, Server, spain, Support, Therapy, Wedding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	552	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ores Mined:	3944

Are you tired of boring hen dos and birthday dilemmas? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and build your own world of fun and adventure!

On our server, you can celebrate birthdays every day if you want, without any guilt or FOMO. Build a birthday cake castle, throw a virtual party with all your friends, and make your husband feel like the king of the world!

Forget about missing out on the “best day of the itinerary” because every day on our server is the best day ever. Plus, who needs Spain when you can travel to the most epic virtual destinations right from your own home?

So, ditch the real-life drama and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughter, creativity, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more fun than deciding between a hen do and a birthday celebration!

CreeperCousinsBabysit

Babysitting, Bonding, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cousins, CreeperCousinsBabysit, Decision making, Empathy, family, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandma, Guilt, holidays, love, MONEY, relationships, responsibilities, Time, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1709	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and survive without any crazy grandmas accusing you of stealing their grandchildren? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can babysit virtual baby zombies instead of dealing with real-life family drama. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and even tame a virtual grandma who will never accuse you of anything!

Forget splitting half days and dealing with guilt trips – on our server, you can spend all the time you want with your cousins without any interference. Plus, we have special events like “Grandma vs. Babysitter” PvP battles and “Steal the Grandchildren” mini-games.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandma who appreciates your babysitting skills and rewards you with virtual cookies!

KindCraft: Kindness is Key

act of kindness, brightened day, changed day, feel-good moment, Gratitude, heartwarming gesture, key, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness changes everything, kindness in action, kindness is contagious, kindness is powerful, kindness matters, positive impact, Random act of kindness, simple gesture, small act, small gesture, spreading joy, unexpected kindness, uplifting moment

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows tell jokes, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our community is filled with players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or even throw a surprise party for your virtual birthday!

One time, a player on our server was feeling down after losing all their diamonds in a mining accident. But instead of wallowing in despair, our community came together to organize a diamond hunt that led to a secret treasure trove filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. It was like a Minecraft version of a heist movie, complete with dramatic music and epic chase scenes!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare to have your day completely changed in the most unexpected and delightful ways!

CambodiaCraft: Health Alert Minecraft Server

ALERT, cambodia, CambodiaCraft, China, Covid-19, disease control, Epidemic, flu, global health, health, health alert, health emergency, health warning, hMPV outbreak, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak alert, outbreak response, pandemic, public health, respiratory illness, respiratory virus, Server, viral infection, virus outbreak

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mines Excavated:	3258	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this cray cray server that’s hotter than a potato in a volcano? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Cambodia is issuing a health alert on it! That’s right, they’re saying it’s like a flu and Covid-19 combined, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of battling hMPV outbreaks while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the outbreak, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in town! Let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyWars: PeaceQuest

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWars, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, New Year’s message, Peace, peace agreement, peace talks, Peacebuilding, PeaceQuest, Polish president, political stability, regional cooperation, security measures, ukraine war, war resolution

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
New Chunks Explored:	472654	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build peace in ukraine with blocks! polish president is our main builder and he says we gotta end the war with just peace! come help us build a world where everyone is friends and no more fighting, just building! we got crazy events like block building competitions and peace rallies. join now and be a part of the most epic peace movement in minecraft history!

Wolf Tracklist Tyler 1.21.3

1.21.3, 48, awkward, bimmer, Campfire, Colossus, Cowboy, domo23, IFHY, jamba, lone, parking lot, partyisntover, Pigs, Rusty, Slater, tamale, Tracklist, trashwang, treehome95, Tyler, tyler the creator, Wolf

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	203
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy party with wolves, cowboys, and awkward moments galore.

We got domo23 and slater throwing the wildest parties, and even Colossus makes an appearance to shake things up.

Forget about reality, join the chaos with partyisntover, campfires, and bimmers everywhere.

IFHY if you’re not on this server, where pigs roam free in parking lots and everything is rusty and trashwang.

Treehome95 is where it’s at, with tamales cooking and a lone adventurer seeking treasure.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get weird together!

MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Votes:	3401
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7133	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	193

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Potions Brewed:	112	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3559	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Crops Grown:	4900
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1