🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4299 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 2898 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.
Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!