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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2361 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Animals Bred: | 136 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Join us on this wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens do the mining, and the cows are the ones building epic structures. Who needs to follow the rules of Minecraft when you can make your own wacky rules in our server?
But beware, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista who will challenge you to a runway walk-off to claim the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own government and demand taxes in emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and show those little dudes who’s boss! It should’ve been you all along.