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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9070 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Join us on this wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens do the mining, and the cows are the ones building epic structures. Who needs to follow the rules of Minecraft when you can make your own wacky rules in our server?
But beware, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista who will challenge you to a runway walk-off to claim the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own government and demand taxes in emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and show those little dudes who’s boss! It should’ve been you all along.