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/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

#sustainability, CHANGE, compassion, cooperation, Empathy, environmental consciousness, equality, healing, Hope, Justice, Kindness, love, mental health awareness, positivity, progress, social justice, Understanding, Unity, unity in diversity, world peace, WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FriYAY Craft!

celebrate, Chill, Craft, drinks, end of week, family, FRIDAY, Friends, friYAY, Fun, happy hour, long weekend, Party, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, Socialize, TGIF, unwind, weekend, work week

Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HagueCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, activism, advertising, air travel, Ban, climate change, conservation, cruise ships, dutch city, eco-friendly, energy-consuming industries, Environmental Protection, global impact, green initiative, HagueCraft, Minecraft, Netherlands, oil ads, policy, progressive, Server, The Hague, Urban planning

yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoKidsAllowedCraft

child-free, controversial, Family Planning, Fine, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parenting, penalties, policy, population control, Promoting, proposed law, public opinion, reproductive rights, restrictions, russia, social norms, thousands of dollars

YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Whispering Pines

Creative, Economy, Survival

Experience a relaxing yet fun Minecraft adventure on Whispering Pines! Our server offers a range of exciting features, including convenient warps for easy navigation, and a rewarding economy system where you can earn money by defeating mobs. With our anti-griefing measures in place, you can build, explore, and create with peace of mind, knowing your structures are protected. Whether you’re looking to embark on epic quests, collaborate with friends, or simply unwind and explore, Whispering Pines has something for everyone. Join our welcoming community and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and thrilling gameplay!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!

1.20.1, Claims, Cracked, Discord, gossip, HermitCraft Inspired, Hottest, Modded, Nations, News, Origins, premium java edition, Roleplay, smp, Starlight SMP, TOWN, Towny, Twilight, villager, Website, Whitelist, whitelist protection

Welcome to Starlight SMP!
Server Type	Modded 1.20.1 Survival
Features	– Towny Plugin– Origins Mod– World Lore & Story– Custom Content– Cooking & Bakery System– Optional PvP– Optional Voice Chat– Whitelist Protection
Supported Edition	Cracked and Premium Java Edition
Discord	[discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR]
Website	[starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com]

FAQs

1. What is Starlight SMP?

Starlight SMP is a modded Minecraft server offering a unique survival experience with custom content, lore, and gameplay features.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server for the modpack and whitelist application process. More information is available on our website.

3. What mods/plugins are used on the server?

Some of the key features include Towny Plugin, Origins Mod, a custom lore and story system, unique weapons and armor, a cooking and bakery system, and more!

4. Can I use a cracked version of Minecraft to play on Starlight SMP?

Yes, the server supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

5. Is PvP mandatory on the server?

No, PvP is optional on Starlight SMP. Players can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

6. Are there voice chat options available on the server?

Yes, there is optional voice chat available for players who want a more immersive experience.

7. How can I get whitelisted on the server?

Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for the whitelist and join our community.

8. What makes Starlight SMP unique?

Starlight SMP offers a supportive and inclusive community where players can express themselves and create their own adventures in a safe and welcoming space.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

celebration, christmas, Community, family, Festive, Friends, Generosity, gift exchange, Giving, Happiness, holiday season, joy, Kindness, Minecraft, Santa Claus, Santas, secret, Secret Santa, Server, sharing, signups, Surprises, tradition, whitelist cards, Winter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We allow up to 3 whitelist cards, because why limit yourself when you can have triple the fun?

Our staff is working hard to confirm signups, so if you haven’t heard back yet, don’t worry, we’ll get to you soon! And for those of you who reached out about other items, we’ll follow up as soon as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make this year the best one yet!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Maya’s 10th Anniversary Minecraft SMP Party

10th, 10th anniversary, anniversary, celebration, maya, Maya 10th Anniversary, Maya anniversary, Maya celebration, Maya celebration pics, Maya pics, Maya professional wrestling, Maya wrestling, Maya wrestling anniversary, mayas, Minecraft, Party, professional wrestling, smp, wrestling, wrestling anniversary, wrestling anniversary celebration., wrestling celebration, wrestling pics, wrestling pics celebration

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves – good luck getting to it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Maya, a wrestling superstar who moonlights as a Minecraft pro. To celebrate her 10th anniversary in the ring, we’re hosting a Maya look-alike contest – the winner gets to challenge Maya herself to a wrestling match in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, treasure, and maybe even a little bit of wrestling madness. See you in-game, fellow crafters!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Crops Grown:	2022

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HubbyDramaGoneViral

AITAH, Argument, Complain, couple, cry, family, Fight, Friends, good terms, HubbyDramaGoneViral, hurtful, husband, hysterics, jackass, Kids, money issues, move out, overreacted, relationship, sharing, small town, Spouse, ugly crying, Upset, vent, vented

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in a small town! Join us and experience the thrill of venting to your friends about your husband threatening to move out over money issues. Cry ugly tears and let it all out, because that’s what friends are for, right? But beware, sharing your personal drama may lead to your husband banning you from visiting your friends’ virtual houses. Will you choose loyalty to your spouse or juicy gossip with your Minecraft buddies? Come join us and find out! Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Zombie Dances:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PikaPlayer Minecraft SMP

#pikachu, Adventure, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Character, charizard, Day, eevee, FANTASY, Fun, gengar, imagination, jigglypuff, mewtwo, Minecraft, PikaPlayer, Pokeball, pokemon, role-play, smp, squirtle, team rocket

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can be a Pokemon character for the day! That’s right, forget about being a boring old Steve or Alex, now you can be Pikachu, Charizard, or even Jigglypuff!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From battling giant creepers to rescuing villagers from zombie invasions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your inner Pokemon trainer shine!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ParentalPeculiarities

bizarre rules, Childhood, childhood memories, discipline, family, family dynamics, funny rules, growing up, household rules, odd rules, Parental authority, ParentalPeculiarities, parenting, parents, quirky rules, strange rules, strict rules, unique rules, unusual rules, upbringing, weird rules

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens riding on top of giant spiders, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

Our server is so wild that we have a rule where you can only mine diamonds while wearing a chicken costume and clucking like a chicken the entire time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NasrallahCraft – Command Center Fun

Center, command, command center, Conflict, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, intelligence, Israeli officials, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, militant group, military leader, Military operations, Nasrallah, NasrallahCraft, political leader, regional tensions, SECURITY, Surveillance, Terrorism, War

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH CHILLIN AT DA COMMAND CENTER, ISRAELI OFFICIALS BE TRIPPIN’ BUT WE BE BUILDIN’ AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND SEE NASRALLAH DROP SOME SICK BEATS WHILE WE MINE AND FIGHT MOBS. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6