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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4428 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 4135 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!
So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!