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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8297 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2610 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!
So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!