LubeCraft SMP: The Strange Edition

BEDROOM, Creative, Edition, experimentation, funny anecdote, INTIMATE, kink, LubeCraft, lubricant, Masturbation, personal lubricant, Pleasure, self pleasure, sex, sexual health, Slippery, slippery when wet, smp, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WORST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	9596
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7943	Secret Passages Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1980	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	3592
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Towns Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mines Excavated:	4276
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	386250	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.