LubeCraft SMP: The Strange Edition

BEDROOM, Creative, Edition, experimentation, funny anecdote, INTIMATE, kink, LubeCraft, lubricant, Masturbation, personal lubricant, Pleasure, self pleasure, sex, sexual health, Slippery, slippery when wet, smp, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WORST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mines Excavated:	3722	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7065
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8156

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	289	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Emeralds Found:	8955	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	9790
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	212	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	948970	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ores Mined:	9352
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.