| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!
we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.
our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.
so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 126 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 193 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6571 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 834 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9467 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 406 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?
Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!
📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.
🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!
💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 7107 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!
So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 423 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Server Type | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Preferred Age | 18+ |
| Location | UK |
| Main Content Mods | Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura |
More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU
The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.
The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.
So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.