| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| IP | squeejcraft.com |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9 |
SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.
To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.
For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use mods on the server? | No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban. |
| Are there any specific building rules? | While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned. |
| How can I protect my land from being stolen? | Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others. |
| Can I request teleports to other players? | Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations. |
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a wild ride filled with badass female characters armed to the teeth with all kinds of crazy weapons. From rocket launchers to laser guns, these girls mean business and they’re not afraid to show it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on hordes of zombie pigs and evil creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join S/fur Girls with Guns Edition today and get ready for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when one of those gun-toting girls might sneak up on you!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: You’re facing off against the server’s biggest PvP pro, sweat dripping down your face as you frantically click your mouse in a desperate attempt to take them down. And then, out of nowhere, the music kicks in and suddenly you’re in a full-blown action movie montage, complete with slow-motion shots of arrows flying through the air and explosions going off in the background. It’s like something out of a Michael Bay film, except you’re the star!
So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just make sure you’ve got your best PvP gear ready, because things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2815 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4453 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.
Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 59 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4673 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.
join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.
if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3298 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?
plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!
remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7404 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 221 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.
So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 758 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.