Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

education, Expert, intelligence, learning, low iq, Minecraft, PHYSICS., Science, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-deprecation, smp

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4798	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	192	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	377927

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Chimeras Created:	1	Ores Mined:	6123
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Emeralds Found:	696	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1586	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Potions Brewed:	136	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7190	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4413	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8993
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.