Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

education, Expert, intelligence, learning, low iq, Minecraft, PHYSICS., Science, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-deprecation, smp

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	5619	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	2494	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	226	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	New Chunks Explored:	853230
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Items Found:	7161

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Items Found:	8937	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	290	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.