Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Towns Built:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5987
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8543
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mines Excavated:	4617	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Divine Spears Created:	17	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2504	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4079
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	9123
New Chunks Explored:	729347	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Animals Bred:	79
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.