Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

education, Expert, intelligence, learning, low iq, Minecraft, PHYSICS., Science, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-deprecation, smp

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6958
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	195	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8889	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	85	Runes Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	7434	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6228	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8782	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Towns Built:	1
Animals Bred:	62	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.