Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

education, Expert, intelligence, learning, low iq, Minecraft, PHYSICS., Science, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-deprecation, smp

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6076	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchantments Applied:	262
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3492
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Star Shards Collected:	206

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	62
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Holy Grails Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.