Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	85
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Buildings Constructed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	2897	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	538
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Crops Grown:	4761
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	324
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6640
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	7144
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dimension Hops:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9081	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.